Religion of Rodger

The Religion of Rodger (also known as the Rodger Religion) is our faith where we worship the dragon known as "Rodger". This can be done through memes about Rodger, sacrifices to Rodger, stories about Rodger, or making posts about him in general. This religion is your religion if you worship Rodger, our lord and savior.

Rodger is a small dragon from the game "Dragon Adventures" on Roblox, who gives new players advice on what to do in that vast world. Here, we do the same thing everyone should be doing and worship him like the god he is.

Sacrifices are currently held at 10 pm mountain time, but we're discussing that and may change it. You can always participate in a "Singular Sacrifice" by posting about you sacrificing something for Rodger (for example, posting about you sacrificing a sky for the Religion of Rodger). Currently, we have yet to hold one of these sacrificial ceremonies, and the page will be updated with the usual traditions during one. Sacrifices can be items, dragons, or humans.

Yes, humans.

If someone disrespects Rodger (whether it be on the wiki, in-game chat, or even just dismissing him while talking) they will be sacrificed in the most long and painful way: destroyed by beggars. No mercy for those who tarnish our lord and savior's good name. If you partake in the "Defeat Rodger" mission, you too are to be subjected to such treatment.

Those whomst are sacrificed to Rodger tend to end up in his lair, a volcanic hellscape cast in red lighting. Large stones jut out from the floor, and tiny shrines are scattered about. Each shrine is how he receives the gifts of us, his loyal followers. Those who end up in the lair are tortured endlessly by the tiny god, and are given the chance to continue or convert. It is unknown what happens after that, as only one person had ever returned alive. (See more on the mythology of Rodger here.)

The first actual wiki sacrifice was around midnight EST, and consisted of both @Just-Some-OwO & @Arctic_Alpha40, and their dragons Breeze (OwO’s asphalt quest), Whisp (Alpha’s asphalt quest), Pistachio (OwO’s jade quest), and Rainforest (Alpha’s jade quest). The first sacrifice was a toxic egg thrown into a small volcano-like formation in Lobby. It was quickly followed by other eggs, a partial pure potion, a mutation potion, and later OwO and Alpha.

This pleased Rodger, and they decided to continue. Flying to the Lobby Boss, they killed it in the name of Rodger. After that, they threw pumpkins, apples, peaches, and watermelons into the beginning of a river near the (now deceased) Lobby Boss. Then, they both sacrificed themselves again. Their dragons Pistachio and Rainforest followed, and they trekked along the watery path before hitting a dead end. Alpha, being the smart one, flew over and dipped beneath the world to find a watery cave connected to nothing. This cave is now the Official Sacrifice Cave, or the OSC.

It is unknown whether the tradition of throwing things into lava or water will continue, but there’s only been one big sacrificial grouping, so it is unknown on how the tradition will continue. All we know is we must continue keeping Rodger happy.